(Source: pixytrixx, via kreigerengel)

(Source: tactical-facepalm, via ging-art)

panicsatdiscos:

“no homo,” i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist

(via kiraragirl200)

lanactrlaltdelrey:

Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:

1. “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen

(via lotolight)

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

• the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
• why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
• final exams more like no 
• how did my gpa get so low 
• this ta really needs to stop 
• i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
• how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

(via ofhoneyandhollows)

(Source: xa-march-into-violencex, via stravaganza)

(Source: demonbutt, via beat-the-angel)

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

(via lotolight)

(via beat-the-angel)

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

(via kreigerengel)

(via mikuridaigo)

advantages of being a boy:

• your boobs don’t get in the way
• no period
• your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
• no childbirth
• penises are fun
• shirts always fit over your chest 
• you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
• you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

• can use your bra as an extra pocket

(Source: ad0lf-hipster, via beat-the-angel)

(Source: little-miss-innocence, via midorikomaki)

thegoddamazon:

so-elegantly-disheveled:

I really, really love this. Can everyone please remember this?

We really do…

(via lolakins)

sycophancy:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

you style that hair lil’ dude!

You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.

(via superhighschoollevelbigsister)